Bumper sticker · $6

Squeegee Your Third Eye

$6.00

$6 vinyl. $2.50 US shipping. Free on $20+.

Made to order · ships in 3–4 weeks.

SQUEEGEE YOUR THIRD EYE. Hangar-coded slogan other Nuts get — literal sticker text, no Alieon-style wordplay required. Unofficial MuskNuts die-cut vinyl. White on black. One sticker. Ships in 3–4 weeks. $2.50 US shipping under $20; free at $20+. Fan club merch for Elon Musk Nuts. Not affiliated with Tesla, SpaceX, xAI, or Elon Musk. See you on Mars.